Literally this girl just asked my roommate is she could take pictures of our party tonight for a school project.
1. Who are you?
2. How did you find out about our party?
3. Hell no. And if you show up, I’ll show you my taser.
What kind of child decides to label himself as newly in a relationship and then single again in the same week. It’s in insult to the label.
I don’t care if you fuck someone different every week, but the words boyfriend and girlfriend just have more meaning in my book.
I’m not calling you a slut, I don’t care, but you’re going to break someones heart and not even realize it. Typical musician.
Had a few pints before getting on the plane & now I’m On the plane to Amsterdam we land in endihoven than take an hour and thirty bus ride to Amsterdam. I switched with a guy to sit next to court. I love her if I didn’t have her on this trip, I’d be ok but not as happy as I am now. This trip will…
Kelly K is in my dream destination without me. I am crying.If I were there I would insist on going to see the Van Gogh museum, whilst stoned. Of course this is Kelly and I we’re talking about, when are we not stoned.
The slut jokes aren’t funny. Why are they always directed toward me?
Literally I’ve heard the phrase, “Who hasn’t slept with Gabby?” so many times I will drop kick the next person.
I hate it and it’s not true.
Literally 10% of the dishes in the sink are mine„ I fucking can’t anymore.
The theme song to my okc..