NO. I’m not answering your FaceTime… ever.
Especially not in the morning..
That was by far the dirtiest fully clothed snapchat I have ever received..
I’m currently a mixture of shock, awe, and arousal.
Okay. So I unintentionally wake up with the sun most days. I want to fill the morning with sex. Morning sex is the best sex.. But no. “If you’re awake can you take my dog out?”
I like him.. not in a ohmygod you’re so hot kinda way, but a Let’s stay up till dawn cause we talked all night and didn’t need drugs or alcohol to have an awesome time… kinda way.
I met the cutest guy at a party tonight.. the only thing is, he wore a backwards flattop.. so i don’t know if he’s a douche or a great guy with terrible fashion sense..
he’s still texting me.. i guess i’ll keep you updated.
You know you’re horny when you start to masturbate in your dreams..
I can never settle. I always think there’s going to be something else.. something more..
I mean I like trying new things, but ultimately I get bored and my mind starts to wonder if I’d be happier doing something else. Maybe I just don’t know what I want yet.
Literally this girl just asked my roommate is she could take pictures of our party tonight for a school project.
1. Who are you?
2. How did you find out about our party?
3. Hell no. And if you show up, I’ll show you my taser.