Nope.. He doesn’t like me.. 

I think I came on wayyyy too strong. 

Yes, I need a King. Not a prince. 


So I met a guy..

And this mo’fucker might as well be Prince Goddamn Charming.

I’m not exactly a fan of romantic shit, but for some reason it works for this kid.

I’m always excited at the beginning of this shit.. but I really don’t want to get bored of this one. 

p.s. he loves Lord of The Rings and I just want to nerd out with him so hard


Being single is rough. 


Foreal?? FoREAL?!?!

NO. I’m not answering your FaceTime… ever.

Especially not in the morning..


♦️Fuck ‘em. I didn’t wanna go to Heaven anyway ♦️

♦️Fuck ‘em. I didn’t wanna go to Heaven anyway ♦️


That was by far the dirtiest fully clothed snapchat I have ever received.. 

I’m currently a mixture of shock, awe, and arousal. 


Okay. So I unintentionally wake up with the sun most days. I want to fill the morning with sex. Morning sex is the best sex.. But no. “If you’re awake can you take my dog out?”


Damn it.

I like him.. not in a ohmygod you’re so hot kinda way, but a Let’s stay up till dawn cause we talked all night and didn’t need drugs or alcohol to have an awesome time… kinda way.

He’s different. 


I met the cutest guy at a party tonight.. the only thing is, he wore a backwards flattop.. so i don’t know if he’s a douche or a great guy with terrible fashion sense.. 

he’s still texting me.. i guess i’ll keep you updated.


You know you’re horny when you start to masturbate in your dreams..


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